Watbuntik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet whale.

Watbuntik created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Watbuntik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Watbuntik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Watbuntik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Watbuntik's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not listen to music.