Natpangjan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying gnu.

Natpangjan created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natpangjan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natpangjan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Natpangjan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Natpangjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed peanuts to goats while wearing red scarves.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Natpangjan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Do not commit murder.