Pibbesttag is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever
hummingbird.
Pibbesttag created gold nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Pibbesttag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Pibbesttag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Pibbesttag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Pibbesttag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Never wear white tights.
3. Never think about special relativity.
4. Do not wear purple clothing.
5. Do not cook food in pots.