Pibbesttag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever hummingbird.

Pibbesttag created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pibbesttag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibbesttag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pibbesttag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pibbesttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never wear white tights.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not cook food in pots.