Podnigbum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless porpoise.

Podnigbum created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podnigbum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podnigbum, she will try to impress you with trees.

Podnigbum's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Podnigbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Never feed parsnips to swans while wearing green corsets.

5. Fast once a month.