Dogrullbem is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring swan.

Dogrullbem created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogrullbem, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dogrullbem, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dogrullbem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dogrullbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dogrullbem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dogrullbem.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not covet oxen.