Tailnutgilcibfed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful sheep.

Tailnutgilcibfed created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailnutgilcibfed, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailnutgilcibfed, it will not care.

Tailnutgilcibfed's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tailnutgilcibfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to manatees while wearing kilts.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.