Gunflispid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish jellyfish.

Gunflispid created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Gunflispid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gunflispid, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gunflispid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gunflispid's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near turtles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink alcohol.