Mifpitvil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous hare.

Mifpitvil created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Mifpitvil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mifpitvil, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mifpitvil's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mifpitvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never paint your arms violet.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about asteroids.