Mumbugkopmattailflowfud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless coyote.

Mumbugkopmattailflowfud created life four years ago.

If you believe in Mumbugkopmattailflowfud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mumbugkopmattailflowfud, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mumbugkopmattailflowfud's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mumbugkopmattailflowfud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing violet dresses and balancing seven copper spheres on your hands.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.
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