Hitmignelljab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited wyrm.

Hitmignelljab created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitmignelljab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hitmignelljab, she will cry a lot.

Hitmignelljab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hitmignelljab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Hitmignelljab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Hitmignelljab loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.