Funtondut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witty dog.

Funtondut created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funtondut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Funtondut, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Funtondut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Funtondut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if four rats approach from the west.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.