Sagkonmob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful fairy.

Sagkonmob created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Sagkonmob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sagkonmob, she will ignore you.

Sagkonmob's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sagkonmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing yellow tights.