Yardavdoglid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent rat.

Yardavdoglid created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yardavdoglid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yardavdoglid, she will turn you into a plant.

Yardavdoglid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yardavdoglid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never wear black shoes.
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