Cimmapdin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered swan.

Cimmapdin created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimmapdin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimmapdin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cimmapdin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cimmapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five badgers approach from the south.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Cimmapdin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimmapdin.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Always obey Cimmapdin's priests.