Satcepciss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring penguin.

Satcepciss created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satcepciss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Satcepciss, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Satcepciss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Satcepciss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Do not sit in public.