Fidbugbit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak narwhal.

Fidbugbit created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbugbit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fidbugbit, it will turn you into a plant.

Fidbugbit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fidbugbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fidbugbit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured ducks.