Dossbedhog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking monkey.

Dossbedhog created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbedhog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dossbedhog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dossbedhog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dossbedhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Dossbedhog on top of important buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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