Higlabpig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless faun.

Higlabpig created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Higlabpig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higlabpig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Higlabpig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Higlabpig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higlabpig.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.