Cithonbograw is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, egotistical fox.

Cithonbograw created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithonbograw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cithonbograw, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cithonbograw's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cithonbograw's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to seals while wearing violet stockings.

4. Run away if five rats approach from the west.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing brown skirts and balancing four gold spheres on your chest.