Henlindumart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous crocodile.

Henlindumart created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henlindumart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Henlindumart, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Henlindumart's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Henlindumart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always wear cyan.