Titparkdim is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow
bear.
Titparkdim created the planet Earth three million years ago.
If you believe in
Titparkdim, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Titparkdim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Titparkdim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Titparkdim's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the south.
3. Never talk about sheep.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Never think about nucleic acids.