Dothadjad Nelragdut is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless
wasp.
Dothadjad Nelragdut created dark matter three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dothadjad Nelragdut, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dothadjad Nelragdut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Dothadjad Nelragdut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Dothadjad Nelragdut's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never hurt bats.