Sasarpdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, almighty rat.

Sasarpdag created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sasarpdag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sasarpdag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sasarpdag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sasarpdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near manatees.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.