Ratnanrut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless cow.

Ratnanrut created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnanrut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ratnanrut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ratnanrut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ratnanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Retreat if eight ants approach from the south.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Ratnanrut in the centre of the settlement.