Staflinflig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, strong octopus.

Staflinflig created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Staflinflig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Staflinflig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Staflinflig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Staflinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never feed lots of pineapples to moths while wearing mauve jumpers.

4. Never feed grapes to manatees while wearing tights.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.