Cumtabgil Nellrawarp is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless shrew.

Cumtabgil Nellrawarp created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumtabgil Nellrawarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cumtabgil Nellrawarp, she will think nothing of it.

Cumtabgil Nellrawarp's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cumtabgil Nellrawarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cumtabgil Nellrawarp.

3. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into blue rooms.