Wapart Dunjadtip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil meerkat.

Wapart Dunjadtip created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Wapart Dunjadtip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wapart Dunjadtip, he will make you grow a tail.

Wapart Dunjadtip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wapart Dunjadtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if five pigs approach from the east.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.