Pinzogfit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented sheep.

Pinzogfit created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pinzogfit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pinzogfit, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pinzogfit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pinzogfit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pinzogfit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pinzogfit.