Lipnilhanbastzan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying mink.

Lipnilhanbastzan created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipnilhanbastzan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lipnilhanbastzan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lipnilhanbastzan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lipnilhanbastzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing blue trousers.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never laugh near whales.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Lipnilhanbastzan on top of important buildings.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.