Somhoghab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional ferret.

Somhoghab created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somhoghab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Somhoghab, he will turn you into a rat.

Somhoghab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Somhoghab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing yellow kilts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.