Pomdossgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered centipede.

Pomdossgon created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomdossgon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomdossgon, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pomdossgon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pomdossgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Do not keep four mice in a large pit.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help tapirs.