Fongadgid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating ferret.

Fongadgid created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fongadgid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fongadgid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fongadgid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fongadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not take Fongadgid's name in vain.
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