Mabnadced is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, selfish
walrus.
Mabnadced created Africa eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabnadced, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mabnadced, she will ignore you.
Mabnadced's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Mabnadced's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair violet.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never sit in holy places.