Mabnadced is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish walrus.

Mabnadced created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabnadced, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabnadced, she will ignore you.

Mabnadced's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mabnadced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never sit in holy places.