Gigvigcib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow ferret.

Gigvigcib created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Gigvigcib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigvigcib, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gigvigcib's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gigvigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not take Gigvigcib's name in vain.