Gigvigcib is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, slow
ferret.
Gigvigcib created the Sol system two years ago.
If you believe in
Gigvigcib, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gigvigcib, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Gigvigcib's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Gigvigcib's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick frogs.
2. Never write about electromagnetism.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not take Gigvigcib's name in vain.