Wanvidgatmotnurlpin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair bat.

Wanvidgatmotnurlpin created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Wanvidgatmotnurlpin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanvidgatmotnurlpin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wanvidgatmotnurlpin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wanvidgatmotnurlpin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Wanvidgatmotnurlpin on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Run away from indigo shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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