Rotviglibfod is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witless fairy.

Rotviglibfod created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotviglibfod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotviglibfod, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rotviglibfod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rotviglibfod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ants approach from the north.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Rotviglibfod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rotviglibfod.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never write about asteroids.