Quambopapp is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful dryad.

Quambopapp created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quambopapp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quambopapp, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Quambopapp's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Quambopapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away if seven otters approach from the west.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.