Niblopflam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring fish.

Niblopflam created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblopflam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Niblopflam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Niblopflam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Niblopflam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if eight goats approach from the south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Niblopflam must be the most important thing in your life.
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