Tafbittad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish fairy.

Tafbittad created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafbittad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tafbittad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tafbittad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tafbittad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Never feed onions to horses while wearing pink rings.

4. Never paint your legs violet.

5. Never pour water over plants.