Jigpidsak is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, competent parrot.

Jigpidsak created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigpidsak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jigpidsak, she will turn you into a goat.

Jigpidsak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Jigpidsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. You must love Jigpidsak.