Davstigmis is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, astonishing
weasel.
Davstigmis created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Davstigmis, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Davstigmis, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Davstigmis' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Davstigmis' Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Davstigmis loves tapirs, so they must be respected.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.