Davstigmis is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing weasel.

Davstigmis created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davstigmis, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davstigmis, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Davstigmis' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Davstigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Davstigmis loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.