Fumvedcan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, able centaur.

Fumvedcan created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Fumvedcan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fumvedcan, it will turn you into a slug.

Fumvedcan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fumvedcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Fumvedcan.

4. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.