Tarbutgun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful elephant.

Tarbutgun created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarbutgun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tarbutgun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tarbutgun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tarbutgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.