Gebmutfaddibfadlatsab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-powerful otter.

Gebmutfaddibfadlatsab created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebmutfaddibfadlatsab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gebmutfaddibfadlatsab, she will turn you into a plant.

Gebmutfaddibfadlatsab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gebmutfaddibfadlatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Gebmutfaddibfadlatsab loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.