Gigcedcip Fumcedfag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane tortoise.

Gigcedcip Fumcedfag created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigcedcip Fumcedfag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigcedcip Fumcedfag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gigcedcip Fumcedfag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gigcedcip Fumcedfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.