Rappaghognildog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy mouse.

Rappaghognildog created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rappaghognildog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rappaghognildog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rappaghognildog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rappaghognildog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Run away if four moths approach from the south.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.