Renminfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless lizard.

Renminfeb created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Renminfeb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Renminfeb, he will not invite you to parties.

Renminfeb's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Renminfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never skip in the presence of birds.

5. Do not take Renminfeb's name in vain.