Jabgenfar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful bee.

Jabgenfar created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabgenfar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jabgenfar, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jabgenfar's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jabgenfar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabgenfar.

4. Jabgenfar loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.