Dobnabquam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient lion.

Dobnabquam created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnabquam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dobnabquam, she will turn you into a tree.

Dobnabquam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dobnabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Dobnabquam loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Erect seven copper sculptures of Dobnabquam on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not chop down trees.