Flissaklip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive raccoon.

Flissaklip created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flissaklip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flissaklip, she will turn you into a rat.

Flissaklip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Flissaklip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Put Flissaklip first in all things.